We Didn't Start The Fire!

Story Time Boys and Girls!

City Center went up in flames last night and everyone knows there is no one better to protect the city than the ABT Fire Department. Clad in their booty shaking protective gear, these brave souls went in and stomped that fire out....here is their brave story.

Blaine and Isaac had no idea that their harmless pony-ing was capable of starting such a blazing inferno.


But as they turned around they realized what they had done. Ever the quick thinkers, they decided all the fire needed was little muscle flexing.....


Meanwhile in another area of the building....blog superstar Adrienne cried out for help! "Fire, Fire! Someone help me save my kitties!"


No need to fear you sexy superstar, because Stella is on the way!


As Stella ran to help Adrienne, Craig thought all the flames needed was a little pelvic thrusting.


Seeing as women are smarter, Gillian jumped on to fix Craig's error. She knew all the fire needed was some hot sneakers and a leotard.


The boys started to get angry and with a little huffing and puffing continued their uphill battle.


Realizing that the only way to be happy was to become one with the fire, Gillian kicked her leg....


And started a tribal dance.


Then the secret came out! Adrienne had started the fire!!!!! Naughty girl. Witch Doctor Marian will get you!